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    “Get Smart” is a film about injustice in his own identity. As a reconstruction of one of the great TV comedies of the year 1960, do not you think fun, would be the most important goal. But it would be a mistake. Very, very bad.

    Following the example of his protagonists, in addition to his bosses’ secret agent Maxwell Smart, “Get Smart” to be striving one thing, he does not. Inexplicablement want to go in the footsteps of James Bond, “Get Smart” laughing and neglected the amplifier to act, which is made in a comedy not very funny at the hip in a film is not very exciting espionage. Talk to kill two birds with one stone.

    What makes it that much more confused is that the drama, by Mel Brooks and Buck Henry and seriously with the outstanding Don Adams as Agent 86 and Barbara Feldon, that the agent 99, cultivated, seemed funny, without pressure .

    The screenwriters Tom J. Astle and Matt Ember (credited to the nothing of “non-start”) brought many brands of the TV series, including the emblematic shoe phone, Hymie robot agent and the dreaded cone of silence. Perhaps as a tribute to Brooks, they have upped yiddish quotient of the film and with a character named Nudnik Shpilkes.

    But for reasons or for reasons unknown, the filmmakers have decided to restructure its Maxwell Smart personality. Instead guileless nonsense Adams, Steve Carell, usually an exceptionally jovial person who was invited to play the Agent 86 as someone who is actually capable of moderate. The actor is in the media, he wanted to avoid identity theft and then into the essence of the character, but everything you, it’s not very funny.

    In addition, the problem is “Get Smart” determination to transform that the studio calls for an action comedy. That means many battle scenes, several explosions and fire a variety of waterfalls, a plan, in particular car chase and a person, multi-parachute jump without enough slides. Are you laughing yet?

    Unfortunately, the director Peter Segal, a graduate school for the Adam Sandler comedy ( “The Longest Yard”, “50 First Dates” and “Anger Management”) is not possible, all this action to play other than pure form. Nor is it better to forge, no joke, a real emotional relationship between Smart and Agent 99 (a game, if overmatched Anne Hathaway). Well, why not Buck and Mel to think?

    It is almost inevitable that the humour of the film causes smile from time to time, but “Get Smart” duds in this area very often that you’re not anschlägt. Especially incompetent are the attempts on-the-minute political satire, including pain miscast James Caan as President thuddingly in line with George W. Bush.

    What is “Get Smart” plot in question, it is no more than a question of the standard spyware knockoff hardware focus on the concept of the broadcast, that the rivalry between the offender and the good of KAOS on that day.

    Following the example of “Iron Man” is also a story of the beginnings nature, we show how desk-bound analysts Smart, strove always an area such as the legendary Agent 23 (a relaxed atmosphere and fun, Dwayne Johnson) , Finally receives his chance and teams with the most experienced agents 99th

    The two trips to Russia, hot on the trail of KAOS honcho Siegfried (effort, Terence Stamp) and the theft of nuclear materials. Anyone found in Walt Disney Concert Hall, a parcel, which in turn offers the possibility of some beautiful aerial photographs of buildings, but something else.

    Because of its commitment, action pro forma, especially, “Get Smart” is not enough, the comics with capacities of several people to start Carell. Alan Arkin, not a chance, more than enough to control the leader, and Ken Davitian, which has played Borat’s Sidekick is not as funny as it should also be his partner Siegfried. On the broad better, perhaps because his role is minimal, Bill Murray is in the form of a tree Agent-13.

    Nevertheless, one must ask what the end of Don Adams, one of the people, the film is dedicated, would have thought this is not mandatory. If you have never known the joys of the original itself, it is true that in short sequences available for free at YouTube more laughter, that all these companies benighted.

Director:
Peter Segal
Writers (WGA):
Tom J. Astle (written by) &
Matt Ember (written by) …
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Release Date:
20 June 2008 (USA) more view trailer
Genre:
Action | Comedy | Crime more
Tagline:
Saving The World. And Loving It. more

Steve Carell … Maxwell Smart
Anne Hathaway … Agent 99
Dwayne Johnson … Agent 23
Alan Arkin … The Chief
Terence Stamp … Siegfried
Terry Crews … Agent 91
David Koechner … Larabee
James Caan … The President
Bill Murray … Agent 13
Patrick Warburton … Hymie
Masi Oka … Bruce
Nate Torrence … Lloyd
Ken Davitian … Shtarker
David S. Lee … Ladislas Krstic
Dalip Singh … Dalip

Runtime:
110 min
Country:
USA
Language:
English
Color:
Color

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    In a world in which the directors of the same shallowest, most pop-corn-eating in the summer action is to turn feel obliged to keep the movie for at least two hours tests bubble, Will Smith, new heroes comedy Hancock is a touch of fresh air. The watch in a solid, without entitlement of 90 minutes. It is a bit more - in the right direction. The forecasts of the heroes drunk in Miles Davis sunnies in Transition ‘Archer is included in the first hour, leave room for a second part, in which the dark invulnerable, almost immortal protagonist is a small foretaste of what it actually means people.

    Because the film has really back to his first clay-light comedy with the obligation to Central sketch, in which the costume designer, until they plagiarized their own Wolverine costume.

    The film reaches its refreshing by the shortness of distribution for the normal sequence origin, the delivery of the hero to us like a déjà-washed, but always very friendly force of nature. We get an overview of the heroes of the background, later in the film shows how it is that some of the loss of a race of Supermen, which will once worshipped as gods, but the deaths because of an adaptable. Their power is diminished when they approach one of their own nature. It is a good thing, Hancock is all alone in the world. Or is it?

    It is interesting to note that the title of the film is much more sense, the United States, in the John Hancock boiling calligraphy on the Declaration of Independence, the words “John Hancock”, which means the signing. We are more to think Anthony Aloysius Hancock, and that the film, particularly in its first section certain times very funny, he has nothing to do with the donors of blood or radio hams.

    May it not be regarded as one of the three great heroes of films this summer, but Hancock, can not be neglected. Despite its sound a little uneven, it has a great action, comedy fantastic, and even (in exceptional cases for one type of film) is a real actor.

    Best of all, it will not cost half past one. With England in the Euro Cup 2008, it is the best ninety minutes in summer.

Starring
Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Jason Bateman, Eddie Marsan

Director(s)
Peter Berg

Distributor(s)
Sony

MPAA Rating
PG-13

Runtime
92 min.

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    Once upon a time I loved a horror film USA. The problem with most of them is that cry-I am a horror film from the outset so that they contrived or a bacterium that it is difficult to take you seriously, or by fear. But I love and foreigners, which surprised me, because the principle seems too simple to be effective. The reason why the foreign works is that it is not like a horror film for all. It is a drama between two people to an unfortunate halt in their relations, draws the characters and makes vulnerable to their fate. Once you start to learn the empathy to be terribly% s # t begins, it happens, what makes the film much more afraid of hell-outta you, that a film d ‘typical horror would be bloodshed.

    And that I sat next to a random dude, the film has everything to scream, “Naw, naw, NAW! Get outta hell, girl! Ooooh!” Who, I must say, was pleasant nature.

    The beauty of the film is its simplicity, its strength. The framework is quite simply, a house and immediate surroundings and there is nothing about natural or special meeting of the perpetrators. The only aspect to their psychotic appearance are friendly, smiling, Halloween masks, in reality, a lot freakier zombies, the bloody it could be. The film to work as easily as a small budget, such a level of terror. And usually it is difficult to analyse the past, Liv Tyler hotness distracted, but these terrible things happen that you do not see that his fear. The fact that some impressive horribleness it happens. I suppose that I say it’s a good thing. I love terrible things.

    Another part of the simplicity of the film is that it makes no sense, subplot or film, no great revelation or teaching to fight, the only goal of the film is to frighten. That’s it. So, if you want, without the pure horror lament inducers phrases in the interest to have twisted it is a fine movie to watch. Scott Speedman, is not a murderer or whatever, there’s nothing terrible like in the future. Of course, if you have a point in this film, well, you do not get. Cure.

    In fact, I may in general not to say so many beautiful things in a film because it is more fun, the hatred. Then I will only say that it would be much better if the film evil said, “And then we kill Dane Cook.”

Rated: R [See Full Rating] for violence/terror and language.

Runtime: 90 mins

Theatrical Release: May 30, 2008 Wide

Box Office: $45,287,220

Genre: Horror/Suspense

Starring: Liv Tyler, Scott Speedman, Gemma Ward, Kip Weeks, Laura Margolis
Director: Bryan Bertino
Screenwriter: Bryan Bertino
Producer: Doug Davison, Roy Lee, Nathan Kahane
Composer: Tomandandy

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    I wanted to really “happening” a return to form, as I love the “blood Moon” and “Unbreakable”. Although many of you do not want to “Village”, and many people were dissatisfied “character”, as I have them. Certainly, “The Village” a film is not perfect, but I love it. Sue me.

    However, as you all, I hated “Lady in the Water”. It is not only bad… It’s terrible. He is the only film in his catalog, I can not and I think that is an enormous waste of a film. Nevertheless, I thought that he learned his lesson and their knives wetzen to an attack this summer in public with his new film “The Happening”. But after they read what is sent, I am afraid that to solve the rails and M. Night need for a serious intervention.

    Even if you do not believe that this is the only person who thinks in this way, I got a call and someone else told me about the same as above written below. The film does not work. And as a fan of Mr. Night wish him that only success, it really aims to do a report on the timeliness.

    With the publication of a month can change things… but if they do not do it…. What a mistake for someone else, which I considered a very talented director.

    Hello Steve, because I have not seen comments everywhere, thought that you desire, my Lord Night Shyamalan on “The Happening”.

    A little story: I am one of many who were taken away by “blood moon” in 1999. Shyamalan work on the screen was beautiful and elegant and has been a major terror back to the elegant after the wave of cynicism “Scream” imitators. I remember sitting in a theater - before the word is - and be affected by the rotation exactly the right way. What is, the film is not only the rotation and his repeated visits were conducted by me only admire “blood moon” even more.

    Two years later, “Unbreakable” hit and I thought it was an almost perfect accompaniment. It was also weakened, without redundant and a procedure has confirmed that the torsion and not explained. If you are in “The Sixth Sense”, knowing that there is a twist, May you have very good solution. In “Unbreakable”, the torsion sense, but there is very little foretaste of, or other “natural!” Moments of calls to repeat it.

    “Character” was my first experience with Shyamalan let-down, but I admit that his own bar high enough. I think there are moments of genius of “character” but if I as always, the end is simply illogical and stupid, that ruins the film. For the first time, the “twist” (and I hesitate to call it so, it is not, really) was forced. Add the first case of Shyamalan himself in a role that he should not and I left the theater thinking, in his first film, but not really lose all respect for him as an artist.

    And then “Le Village” has arrived and has so incredible that the promises letdown was almost tangible. Performance (actors of evidence) fell from the screen and is the twist and turns nailed-on to “good that the director has literally in front of the camera and the public. At a time when Shyamalan has already begun, a fantasy, a sound cartoon ponyism, he offered silliest parody of itself it could be. Why could it not simply a film about the monsters in the woods? Who would have preferred, if not?

    “Lady in the Water”, however, as Shyamalan had been the background. He has not publicly against Disney for his screenplay and led to do what is probably the ego-centric film never realized. I’m just fascinated by the boldness of “Lady”, but it is a measure that away, a good film.

    About a year ago, the script of “The Happening” (with the title “The Green Effect”) came into my office, and if it has inspired a mixture of reaction, I thought that it was not against the two “Village “and” Lady in the Water “and continue with your” character “. An advance payment in the event of a disaster epic on a scale of the people, “happening” seems to be by the script, exactly what Shyamalan again necessary to reach an audience and even exchange. And on the positive side, I thought that ‘He could not get much worse.

    I was wrong.

    “Happening” is a terrible, terrible film. I would say that it is the wrong yardstick fairy tale. It is so bad that I can not tell you how good it is, without underestimating, or what the point is to be, as I am of the harvest in the film. But let me emphasize: it is not pushed back in Shyamalan attack or a wish, it will fail. That is bad in a pine leafleting “they can not really serious, can they?” Kind of transition. The comparison is close, I can draw from Neil LaBute’s “Wicker Man” and how this film, the only consolation I can offer outlets amateur theatre is that you can see, just to be on the ground floor - On the ground floor , where the film his ass back to him.

    I can also throw that I am not sure whether the version that I saw was the final version. He felt raw, but rather in relation to the death, what I thought the script. The customer, had disappeared, and everything can happen really wonders of the final form, I can not imagine, nearly securing “happening”.

    The story is relatively simple, and I would not move too far in the territory robbers. Photo “The Birds” without birds, and that should give you a good idea, Shyamalan seems under way. Suddenly, and seemingly no reason for a neuro-toxin is released in North-United States, which pushes people to, even the terrible murder of possibilities. The effect of ratissage by various cities and all peoples to escape, not sure what really happened. Lead, Mark Wahlberg, is a teacher, referring to the woman outputs with Zooey Deschanel. They fled with several other foreigners and try to understand what the death outbreak.

    The debt is the most obvious in “The Happening” is - in particular the performance of Wahlberg. I say that without exaggeration, but very well Wahlberg, the worst performance I have ever seen, whatever. It is so bad. His character is a passive-aggressive by each university and online with teachers through nasal whines that sound like a strange parody. So bad as the rest of the film, Wahlberg is part of the Internet is the food in life. But is it really his fault? Wahlberg proved himself with “I (Heart) Huckabees” and his incredible round in “The Departed”. I can not help to believe that Shyamalan - intentionally or not - is ultimately responsible to force some really terrible line read.

    The rest of the distribution is ok, but nothing special. Zooey Deschanel is very nice, but it has never really done everything counts. It is very similar to a large number of women Shyamalan characters: the youngest is love — didn’t work. John Leguizamo is probably the best work of navigation on clumsy, clumsy dialogue as another teacher and friend of Wahlberg, but it is only in the film and not really the purpose, quite early after they Wahlberg and Deschanel shows to his little daughter for the duration of the film.

    I only create the first, because it is so overwhelming aspect of “The Happening”, but the pace is number two. The film moves at a speed ridiculous, and the pieces that appear on the page as it completely in order Shyamalan slowly, contingency plans are long and silly. The opening - consisting of a pair of several scenes to violate the people themselves - by almost flashes, and not really worrying, they are to their feet, and you are wrong. There is something fearful about someone without aware that they are bad - as we do, to see a point by a mobile phone video of a man who happens to a march lion in a cage and torn - and, quite simply something stupid to strike, as we have in a long, choreographed steadicam people one after the recording itself, namely the weapon and let the next person will collect.

    But all this just by flashing. There is a problem, and we in a school, where students take that at the end of the world is very thin. The figures are so far away from the reality that if the news of the disaster is true, it is to ask whether Shyamalan reinforced outside his house on 9 / 11 There is no panic or disorder, and everyone is free to their information from the university itself and is at home. Nobody takes note of texts, call or demand that someone explain what happened.

    Wahlberg and Deschanel Leguizamo to the little girl then solves it to search for his wife. There are all kinds of Spielberg’s “War of the Worlds” on the road bit, but they are segmented and clumsy. They are on a train, a little. You are in a dinner a little. They meet for a soldier, a little. They come from a farm with a simple timer farmer. Nothing, if the poles within the meaning or interesting, while Wahlberg is crazy, crazy theories about how the neurotoxin works, without any real evidence or logic. And of course he is right.

    After the trip, much too quickly in the course of the interesting parties, there is an incredibly long time, in slow and Marc, Zooey and girls running against a nice old lady, who immediately and with no particular reason, describes how his house is, d ‘a strange Architectural Design (built by slaves to hide). She comes to sort, spoke to them this right to the bats, and believe it or not, he quickly comes into play as a piece of land.

    If you fear of Shyamalan brand torsion, can make a sigh of relief. There is no torsion it. But there is no end. I will not ruin, to speak on this point, what is not there, but prepare to feel very, very betrayed and is in advance what the consultation can you offer if the person to be confirmed on request: “Is — what’s that? ”

    Show Shyamalan is terrible, this relationship of violence, despair, where I became convinced that if I love, he will stop beating me. I am even say that “The Last Airbender” is fascinating because its adaptation as an original creation. This will help you, right? Because “the implementation” fairly me want to scream.

Rated: R [See Full Rating] for violent and disturbing images

Runtime: 1 hr 31 mins

Theatrical Release: Jun 13, 2008 Wide

Box Office: $30,517,109

Synopsis: M. Night Shyamalan directs this thriller about a father (Mark Walhberg) who tries to escape with his family after an apocalyptic event. THE HAPPENING costars Zooey Deschanel and John Leguizamo. M. Night Shyamalan directs this thriller about a father (Mark Walhberg) who tries to escape with his family after an apocalyptic event. THE HAPPENING costars Zooey Deschanel and John Leguizamo. [More]

Genre: Action/Adventure

Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, Betty Buckley
Director: M. Night Shyamalan
Screenwriter: M. Night Shyamalan
Producer: M. Night Shyamalan, Sam Mercer, Barry Mendel
Composer: James Newton Howard

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    The new Incredible Hulk film is no longer one of his predecessors, 2003. . .

    Few films have a drastic change in the office of property that Ang Lee Hulk film of 2003. In his first weekend in the United States, Hulk was a promising 62 million U.S. dollars. At the weekend, after he suddenly fell to 18 million U.S. dollars, then to 8 million U.S. dollars on the following weekend! Bad-mouth word streamed the film: It was simply not what the public expected. Go to the cinemas screening, the only disappointment among the ten years the boys, was palpable. Nothing is prepared for the oddball tend to turn art and superhero comics, was in 2003 Hulk. All they wanted was to see Hulk smash was bad person. . .

    But if you have not yet succeeded in a first step, then try again. And that is with this philosophy in mind that Marvel has decided to close its lucrative Hulk comic franchise a new sequence. The new film is quite simply “The Incredible Hulk, but this time the film has more in common with the popular end of 1970 that the TV series with the comic - or heaven forbid - the first film. And that, dang, this Time the Hulk is really incredible!

    Incredible Hulk thus benefited from a brand new team and performers.

    An excellent Edward Norton replaces Eric Bana as the Hulk / Bruce Banner and Liv Tyler replaces Jennifer Connelly (not a good thing - Tyler is rather tasteless) Banner of the ex-girlfriend Betty Ross. A stoic William Hurt replaced the voice of crude Sam Elliott, the father of Betty, General Ross. Carrier 2 director Louis Leterrier supports the chairmanship of the Director Brokeback Mountain by Ang Lee, director, making his film work with him sensitivities in the process. The scenario is the X-Men: The Last Stand “Fantastic Four” written and scholars along Zak Penn, with actor Edward Norton (wrote under a pseudonym). Penn is a man way: it was already signed to the scripts before-2011 Avengers Captain America and Marvel films. . .

    “Much action-packed and entertaining that the previous film Hulk …”

    In the assessment by the parties think that you May The Incredible Hulk has dumbed down - and you’d notice. But it is the material for a large part better. Finally, it is a film on a big green giant dude in the purple trousers fracasse things when he gets angry - that’s all the time! The Hulk was never exactly Marvel super heroes, the mysterious and handsome, well-dimensional, if you on this issue. But this is Hulk describes as a “man” instead of recurring and to the brain, unicellular creature, it is usually portrays, as in the comics.

    Straight, where the first film was gekünsteltes, action-packed, where mix Hulk, The Incredible Hulk, regardless of the liberation of the exhibition floors and is back on the film sequence of credit granting. Not tortured oedipal conflict is not resolved!

    The Incredible Hulk assumes that the audience already knows the character and back story: after an accident involving gamma rays, the scientific rabies Bruce Banner is the super-power, skin-The Hulk green monster when he gets angry. Of course, the U.S. army under the guise of general corruption Ross (William Hurt) - is also the father of Banner girlfriend, Betty - is interested to work with the hand on the Hulk and the use of his blood, a new breed of Super-soldiers under stress. Banner is a refugee, in the hope of a cure can be found in his state before the Ross and the United States military-industrial complex, it is self-evident. In this sense, it is rather a consequence of a remake that some of the “allow him another success” speak May have left.

    The story launched in Brazil in the banner works as a manual filling and try a remedy to find and learn Portuguese in his spare time. (One of the most amusing of the film in his broken lines Portuguese.) Soon, however, cracks U.S. command under the leadership of Tim Roth with five permanent members hour shadow (it can be something in the U.S. Army?) Are on the banner “case . It cut - restrictive - in a thrilling game on his way to the roof in a high population density the slums of Brazil, an exotic and interesting, a change from your level of the Hollywood action film local.

    Things must be a head however. Banner is a remedy to find, and soon you find in the states in which the faces of Hulk against the U.S. army in an exciting show-off on a campus of the university, the lack May, the scope of a similar struggle in the first Film, but with more feeling.

    This time, Roth injects the character was, however, by super-soldier and juices is on his way to the atrocities, more size, against the monster to deal with Hulk in a non-holder prevented epic battle in the film climax. This battle in New York streets full of cars stolen, a lot of explosion and the exodus of viewers actually surpasses the last show-off in the recent Iron Man elsewhere.

    Except for one or two quiet moments of the banner and his girlfriend, while on the lam, Incredible Hulk not to lose, only a meager talkie picture exhibition. It is all the plot and focuses on the action. In fact, unlike many hyped-Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Skull, The Incredible Hulk never too short steam. In other words: This film is the audience wanted to see in the year 2003. N meager existential fear and bizarre split-screen film. No mutants caniches. Instead of us beautiful BD reserved, including a miniature by Stan Lee and a reef in the upper-purple trousers expandable banners seems always in the wear.

    By The Incredible Hulk Marvel has done. As the recent Iron Man, Incredible Hulk is a success on Saturday morning. The children - and their parents - love. Unfortunately, the only thing on the road Incredible Hulk, the pipe in the summer, deserves public will have negative memories of the original 2003. Well, forget about everything: The Incredible Hulk at the end of May on its account also brainless as its main character, but it really is “incredible” this time. And Hulk fracasse matters. . .

STARRING: Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, Tim Roth, William Hurt, Tim Blake Nelson, Christina Cabot, Lou Ferrigno, Martin Starr, Ty Burrell

2008, 112 Minutes, Directed by: Louis Leterrier

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